So,their Grandfather has finally passed away.

Sad, isn’t it; still he was 103, had a good life, didn’t suffer too much at the end.

Now they’ve got to organise the send-off.

“I’ve sorted out the venue and the booze,” said the eldest Grandson. “Auntie Jane’s doing the flowers; Mabel’s young man will do the catering–nothing too formal, a buffet, you know…”

Uncle Tim looks pensive.

“What’s the matter Tim?” asks his wife.

He looks up:

“What about the strippers?” he asks. “Has anybody booked the strippers?”

Police crack down on striptease funerals

Thanks to Prashant.