So this taxi driver, big guy, Congolese, is waiting for a client at the BBC in Shepherds Bush when a studio manager bustles up to him.

"Guy Kewney?" he asks.

"Yes," confirms our driver.

Guy Kewney is actually the fare he's supposed to pick up, but he's arrived too early and his English isn't too good and, apart from anything else, he's a cab driver, you know?

Anyway, he's whisked away, fitted up with a microphone and placed in front of a camera to be interviewed by the luscious Karen Bowerman about the implications for Apple Computer after their High Court victory against Apple Corps.

Meanwhile the real Guy Kewney, little wiry guy, white, pale skin, wispy boffin beard, watches it on a monitor in reception…

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